The idle reminder app that roasts you back to work.
For Mac & Windows.
Faahh interrupts you the moment you go idle.
Faahh runs quietly in your menu bar — until you go idle. Then it plays a roast sound loud enough that you can't pretend you didn't hear it.
"You opened Twitter for 5 minutes.
That was 3 hours ago."
The average knowledge worker loses 2.5 hours/day to idle distraction.
That's 47 days a year.
Hear how Faahh calls you out.
Experience the panic of a sudden roast. Faahh isn't a blocker—it's an active monitor that barks at you when you stray too far from your deep work.
15% more focus sessions
within the first week. Users drop their screen-time dramatically.
Roast Level
Go ahead, ignore your work.
“Cut my distractions by half in 2 days. The sudden Tamil memes literally scare me out of my Twitter scroll. Unbelievably effective.”
Arun K
Developer
“Saved me 10 hours this week alone. I uploaded a custom sound of my co-founder yelling 'Ship it!'. Hearing that when I go idle is the ultimate productivity hack.”
Sarah Chen
Agency Founder
“I used Freedom for 3 years, but I'd just turn it off. Faahh doesn't block me, it shames me back to work. Finally finished my portfolio after 6 months of procrastination.”
James Wilson
Freelance Designer
You don't have a focus problem.
You're not lazy
Your work environment is filled with constant, perfectly-engineered distractions.
It's just dopamine
Your brain naturally seeks the path of least resistance when work gets hard.
Current tools fail
Website blockers don't stop you from staring at the wall or picking up your phone.
Faahh fixes that by interrupting the moment you drift.
Built for the chronically distracted.
Finally, an idle reminder app with personality.
Meme-Style Roasts
Sounds annoying enough that you'll actually stop scrolling
Custom MP3 Support
Upload your boss's voice. We won't judge.
Phone-Off Detection
Knows when you sneak onto your phone. Because you will.
100% Private
Nothing leaves your Mac. No cloud, no logs, no creep.
Multi-Platform
Mac, Windows, Linux. Works wherever your distractions do.
Native Performance
Zero lag. Starts before your coffee brews.
How Faahh puts you
back in the zone.
Set your threshold
Choose how long you can be idle before Faahh intervenes (1 min to 30 min)
Pick your roast
Choose from 10 built-in sounds or upload your own MP3
Get roasted
Go idle too long and Faahh fires a sound you genuinely cannot ignore
Focus restored
Return within 15 seconds and Faahh plays a little victory sound
Faahh vs Everyone Else —
Why Faahh wins in 2026.
| Feature | Faahh | Freedom | Cold Turkey | Opal |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $5 once | $29/yr | $39/yr | $19.99/yr |
| Custom sounds | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | ❌ No | ❌ No |
| Instant Roasts | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | ❌ No | ❌ No |
| Works offline | ✅ Yes | Partial | Yes | No |
| Bundle size | <15MB | 40MB+ | 25MB+ | iOS only |
Prices accurate as of 2026. Faahh is the only option with custom sound upload and a one-time price.
One hour of lost work costs more than this.
one-time payment
Takes 10 seconds to install. You’ll feel the difference immediately.
Frequently Asked Questions
Stop losing your day to the scroll hole.
$5. Once. Yours forever.
No subscription, no account, no regret.